Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Robocop is Olyphantastic


Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Preferably dead.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Pregnant Demi Moore is Olyphantastic


Some People Get Into Trouble
No Matter What They Wear

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Neo is Olyphantastic


Trinity. I know you can hear me. I'm never letting go.
I can't. I just love you too damn much.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Khan Noonien Singh is Olyphantastic

He tasks me! He tasks me and I shall have him!

Barry Gibb Talk Show is Olyphantastic

Double Dutch! Jump rope now baby!
Double Dutch! Double Dutch!
DOUBLE DUTCH! DOUBLE DUTCH!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Gene Leonhardt is Olyphantastic


YA. DUN. GOOFED.
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME!

Rocky Dennis is Olyphantastic


Sometimes the most unlikely people become heroes.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Oprah is Olyphantastic


YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!
AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!

Requested by Alexis McDonald

Keyser Söze is Olyphantastic


Keyser Söze, akkor nevetséges ember!
KEYSER SÖZE!

Lt. Aldo Raine is Olyphantastic


Each and every man under my command
owes me one hundred Nazi scalps.
And I want my scalps!

Burt Reynolds is Olyphantastic


He'll make you squeal like a pig.

The Dude is Olyphanhtastic

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Michael Jordan is Olyphantastic


Just Do It.

Mel Gibson is Olyphantastic


He's about to throw a big box of
tarantulas all over this page.

Indiana Jones is Olyphantastic


SNAKES! WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES!
Submitted by Brandon Wirtz

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Al Swearingen is Olyphantastic


Who the fuck cut the cheese?!
Submitted by Rutherford B. Hayes