Elvis is Olyphantastic

Elvis has left the building.

Khan Noonien Singh is Olyphantastic

He tasks me! He tasks me and I shall have him!

Barry Gibb Talk Show is Olyphantastic

Double Dutch! Jump rope now baby!

Double Dutch! Double Dutch!

DOUBLE DUTCH! DOUBLE DUTCH!

Gene Leonhardt is Olyphantastic

YA. DUN. GOOFED.

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL

NEVER BE THE SAME!

Rocky Dennis is Olyphantastic

Sometimes the most unlikely people become heroes.

Detective Harris and Officer Hoyt are Olyphantastic

Stay. Off. Of. The. Rover.

Oprah is Olyphantastic

YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!

AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!

Requested by Alexis McDonald

Keyser Söze is Olyphantastic

Keyser Söze, akkor nevetséges ember!

KEYSER SÖZE!

Lt. Aldo Raine is Olyphantastic

Each and every man under my command

owes me one hundred Nazi scalps.

And I want my scalps!

Burt Reynolds is Olyphantastic

He'll make you squeal like a pig.

The Dude is Olyphanhtastic

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Michael Jordan is Olyphantastic

Just Do It.

Mel Gibson is Olyphantastic

He's about to throw a big box of

tarantulas all over this page.

Indiana Jones is Olyphantastic

SNAKES! WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES!

Submitted by Brandon Wirtz

Al Swearingen is Olyphantastic

Who the fuck cut the cheese?!

Submitted by Rutherford B. Hayes

Superman is Olyphantastic

Superman finally gets some balls.

He also probably carries a gun and wears a cowboy hat.

Submitted by Pumpkin

Dirty Harry is Olyphantastic

What about the rights of that little girl?!

President Obama Is Olyphantastic

OlyCare for everyone.